FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

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Granted oh what emnityless glee you will have with Cure as you heal for 1 hp.

I wish for a yoshi-p whistle so that i can call him to the other side of the world map and continually call him for hilarious threats and profanity.

Wish Granted! But oh after the 20th call you find out that your account has been deleted!

I wish for a box to hide in!

[Alkar]

Wish Granted! But oh after the 20th call you find out that your account has been deleted!

I wish for a box to hide in!

Granted! Unfortunatly. while you're hiding inside, the box is sucked into the Void due to a paradox. In the meantime Gilgamesh, returning from his latest adventure in DLC land, finds it and ,intrigued by its unknown deisgn and origin, decides to test his new weapons on it. Good luck!

I wish I could try 2.0 already!

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Granted! Unfortunatly. while you're hiding inside, the box is sucked into the Void due to a paradox. In the meantime Gilgamesh, returning from his latest adventure in DLC land, finds it and ,intrigued by its unknown deisgn and origin, decides to test his new weapons on it. Good luck!

I wish I could try 2.0 already!

Wish Granted! As you load the start up screen you get the blue screen of death.

I wish one of the map zones has cosmos canyon music from ff7.

[Suburp]

I wish one of the map zones has cosmos canyon music from ff7.

Granted! But soon, fanboys and haters begin clashing on forums, then the conflict escalates, riots break out, haters hire trolls as mercenaries, and SE dispatches the company's ninja moogles to help the fanboys troops. Violence calls for more violence, and soon the world is divided between pro and anti FFVII.
Congratulations! You are responsible for World War III!

I wish i have enough phone battery power left to post.

[Victor]

Granted! But soon, fanboys and haters begin clashing on forums, then the conflict escalates, riots break out, haters hire trolls as mercenaries, and SE dispatches the company's ninja moogles to help the fanboys troops. Violence calls for more violence, and soon the world is divided between pro and anti FFVII.
Congratulations! You are responsible for World War III!

I wish i have enough phone battery power left to post.

Granted, but you are struck by an untimely Thundaga rendering your phone destroyed.

I wish I had all triple melded gear.

[Kaida]

Granted, but you are struck by an untimely Thundaga rendering your phone destroyed.

I wish I had all triple melded gear.

Granted, all your gear has been triple melded with T1 materia.

I wish I could moonwalk on the red moon thingy

[Deianira]

Granted, all your gear has been triple melded with T1 materia.

I wish I could moonwalk on the red moon thingy

Granted, you are ported on the red moon thingy and you get a permanent buff that grants you the look and the movements of a goobbue

I wish i could get some new nice outfit to show up in Ul'dah while waiting for shouts

[Dioniso]

Granted! But a glitch in patch 1.23a applies full trasparency to your outfit and you're suddenly waiting for shouts...naked!

I wish I could find a Kraken Club in Gridanian Lost and Found office...

[Valan]

Granted, you are ported on the red moon thingy and you get a permanent buff that grants you the look and the movements of a goobbue

I wish i could get some new nice outfit to show up in Ul'dah while waiting for shouts

granted but your outfit is a dated level 1 recipe made by a drunk weaver

i wish to become a garlean legatus

[Rabntah]

granted but your outfit is a dated level 1 recipe made by a drunk weaver

i wish to become a garlean legatus

I grant your wish! Doctor immediately extract Valan's brain!

I wish to have a date with a cute Roegadyn.