Granted!
You become the most powerful dragoon in all the land! Unluckily for you "the most powerful dragoon in all the seas" (yes readers there really is such an individual) takes a disliking to this haughty landlubber and shows you once and for all who really is the most powerful... (oh I can't look! Who is going to clean up all that gore!?) and celebrates his victory by perfoming a cheery sea shanty on your eviscerated remains. Yar?
I wish I had something to wear that goes with that lovely prize.