"Swift completion" is relative to the game, not the community

[LittleImp]

1) A bored healer is a good tank's greatest compliment. My giving you as "free" a ride as possible is a gift I strive to give, in thanks for playing the most stressful role and moving the queue along!

Fortunately, virtually no-one in this game shares your contrived personal standards for what a good tank is.

2) Again, if there were trusts in the 60's, I'd already be in the clear of never ever queueing to play with live players. Trust me (get it?!) in another 11 total job levels, y'all will almost certainly never see me tanking for you ever again!

It's sad that you choose this path instead of simply learning to work as a team-member and play the game at a quasi-functional level. It literally only takes a handful of button inputs; it's just not worth handicapping yourself this hard over minor emotional quibbles.