It's About FFXIV...

[Mazora_Espeon]

DISCLAIMER: Before you continue reading, I was just being creative and came up with these parody lyrics. There was nothing that I've specifically read or anything that had happened to make me create this. It just started coming to me so I thought I would go with it and make something of it. This is also the first time I've completed writing lyrics to a full song so I hope you enjoy what I've put together. And with that being said, please continue reading. Thank you!

I wanna tell the players of... Final Fantasy Fourteen. I've seen what's been going on and frankly... I disagree. I read halfway through a reddit thead and knew I had to object... that unless one no longer feels noobish... They don't need to skip cutscenes, do speedruns or huge deeps...

Listen you bigoted gamers, just who do you think are? Just because that it's meta doesn't mean that it's the law. Don't push and force the newbies to play the way YOU do. As Legacy Members, it is WE who established that rule...

But it's not about us... it's about the Sproutlings. The feels are real so don't mess with other's emotions. No spoilers please 'cause that's just inconsiderate. Don't make me limit break you and leave for dead. (Sing it, Soken!) "LA-HEE!" But it's not about me...

Go and dare to report me for challenging status quos. I'm used to the bashing and slander, I'm a Lalafell player you know. If you think that I'm trolling, well then let me enlighten you. The only trolls I see are those who fight in the nude... PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

But it is NOT about them... It's about friendship, you T.H.O.T.s! Understanding is what makes community. Enjoy the game, have fun and take lots of screentshots. Use #FFXIVIsBetterThanWoW But it's not about that...

I didn't come here to ERP, so please don't misinterpret. And if I was in a raiding scene, just watch me world first clear it! <inserts personal gameplay footage montage of self and friends>

BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT THIS, even though all I've said is valid. Creativity will always be abundant and boundless. (Can you imagine it?!) Oh, people please stop with your toxicity...

Come on and play FF14, we welcome WoW Refugees, have some fun... (fun, Fun, FUN...) AND CHEESE... (Be a Lalafell, we are the master race...) CHEESE... (This is not a joke, praise Kami Yoshi-P...) CHEESE... (Male Vieras now exist...)

May the Her Light shine upon you, happy hunting and safe adventuring! /bow

Music Video Reference - Night of 1000 Meryls: Drag Queens Perform Meryl Streep's "It's Not About Me" | The Prom | Netflix >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1pjMbHGjG0

[ItMe]

Haha nice lyrics~
Those match pretty nicely with the meter of It's Not About Me.
(Yes Lala master race)

[Mazora_Espeon]

Haha nice lyrics~
Those match pretty nicely with the meter of It's Not About Me.
(Yes Lala master race)

Thank you! That was the song that inspired it... =D

[ryouma17]

hell hath no fury like a pissed off Lala

[Mazora_Espeon]

hell hath no fury like a pissed off Lala

Actually, I've added a disclaimer about now. I wasn't pissed of or anything. The ideas just started coming after I watch the video posted below and I thought I would just go with and come up with lyrics... ^^;

[TaleraRistain]

Hahahahaha

I've never watched that movie but the tongue-in-cheek in that song was great and I loved the choices for each of Meryl's characters.

I listened to it while reading your lyrics and they match really well, too!

My hubby likes to do alternate lyrics a lot, too.

[Mazora_Espeon]

Hahahahaha

I've never watched that movie but the tongue-in-cheek in that song was great and I loved the choices for each of Meryl's characters.

I listened to it while reading your lyrics and they match really well, too!

My hubby likes to do alternate lyrics a lot, too.

Thank you very much! I'm glad you like it! =)

[Naoki34]

I can't understand what these vegetables are saying...

[Mazora_Espeon]

I can't understand what these vegetables are saying...

Read with your eyes, not with your stomach... =x

[DeaconMoore]

I can't understand what these vegetables are saying...

I think they're some of them new fangled GMO veggies, think they're trying to say how too cook'em up better. Start with 14 of them, preferably not gamey ones, but older ones, if they're sprouts its no good. So bash'em good and take the skins off, make sure the oven is hot, then gather them all up in a dish, hmm apparently you gotta make sure to cook them well or they're still toxic, also slather them with lots of cheese. When they're done garnish with a light crystal for presentation.