I was at a bar venue on Friday night and forgot to remove my <<The Legend>> title, my UWU Sword, and my TEA Shield. Before I knew it, random catgirls started gravitating towards me. Soon I was talking to ladies left and right, more than I could handle. Making eye contact as they walk by and whispering "Triple Legend" would send them into a spasm of ecstasy.

I couldn't help but spied one depressed looking lad in the corner, watching me with sad puppy eyes. I made my way over to him, put my arms around his shoulders and asked "<<The Ultimate Legend>>?". He meekly nodded.

As I pulled him to the bar and towards my lady friends, I whispered "we all started somewhere like there. Someday you'll hit it big. Parse runs and clout chasing are your friends". "Bartender, G4 Tinctures for my friend here, he needs them.".

I then introduce my new buddy to the girls and announced "he's on adds and his group is going for the clear this weekend!". A chorus of ooohs and aahhhs filled the room. He lit up like a Christmas tree, and for that one night he was treated like a king.