Actual solutions have been proffered, but "not good enough", or "modders will find a work around". Furthermore, all many of us are telling you (royal you, used for the opposite side of the argument) is not to do such rp in a game in which minors can play, and that that is both irresponsible and creates a culture of deflection instead of simply understanding that it doing such is extremely stupid and very illegal. Defending this position is why many people have taken issue with.