Final Fantasy has its share of joke weapons. FFIV has a Spoon/Kitchen Knife, depending on your translation. FFVII has the best collection, including the classic Nail Bat, Umbrella, and Mop. FFXIV has a few, between the ARR Kettle Relic for MNK and the Gold Saucer weapons, but I'd love to see the list of joke weapons in this game be expanded on.