Request to add a spoon for PLD weapon

[greasy]

I don't know if anyone else here has seen The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance but in it they have a very special Podling named Hup who wants to be a paladin ('paladeen') and his primary weapon of choice is a wooden spoon. I am greatly inspired by Hup, going so far as to keep a wooden spoon next to my person at all times IRL. I've been levelling PLD (sittin' at 70 now) and would so love to be able to wield a wooden spoon like my hero does.

If this is something you'd like to see added as well please show your support in the thread!

[ItMe]

Honestly more funny weapons in general would be cool yo see.
PLD used to be able to equip daggers, so something spoon sized shouldn't be too weird an ask.

[Lyth]

Final Fantasy has its share of joke weapons. FFIV has a Spoon/Kitchen Knife, depending on your translation. FFVII has the best collection, including the classic Nail Bat, Umbrella, and Mop. FFXIV has a few, between the ARR Kettle Relic for MNK and the Gold Saucer weapons, but I'd love to see the list of joke weapons in this game be expanded on.

[Anahlise_Auhn_Giinslai]

If the Paladins can have a Giant Spoon instead of a sword...
Can Blue Mages have a giant Spork, instead of a cane, then?... =w=; I would love to see a reference tribute to Quina.

[Garnix]

If the Paladins can have a Giant Spoon instead of a sword...
Can Blue Mages have a giant Spork, instead of a cane, then?... =w=; I would love to see a reference tribute to Quina.

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Quina ends up being a boss in the masked carnival. Would be great!

[A-Omega]

Fitting since they’re they golden child of tanks, blessed with everything…oh, that wasn’t your intention huh.

[Seraphor]

Yes please, a joke weapon line (maybe as an event or for MGP) would be great.
Some ideas:

PLD: Plate and Spoon
WAR: Baseball Bat
DRK:
GNB: Nerf Gun

WHM: Lamp
SCH: Colouring book
AST: Snowglobe
SGE:

MNK: Boxing Gloves
DRG: Mop
NIN: Screwdrivers
SAM:
RPR:

BRD: Toy bow with sticky arrows
MCH: Water Pistol
DNC: Frisbees

BLM: Broom
SMN: Pop-up book
RDM: Umbrella

BLU: Fork

[Falar]

Every character in VII had a funny goof off weapon.

And here I thought someone wanted to be a spoony PLD instead of BRD.

[cheolsu]

only if i can one-shot odin with it (ff4). but... it's a ninja weapon!

[greasy]

Love seeing the passion for silly weapons in this thread. Learning that FFIV had a spoon (slash kitchen knife) as a weapon gives me a stupid amount of hope, haha. Also, yes! A spork to honour Quina would be amazing. God knows we have enough froge in XIV to warrant a Quina appearance.