The Manderville Lounge - the saddest place on the saucer.

[TeraRamis]

There's an enormous bar with a single keeper - he stands alone, staring at the oversized, half-naked, golden statue of a "real Manderville man." There are no drinks served; the back of the bar is completely devoid of anything that looks palatable, food or liquid. There are no games to be played. The lounge overlooks a giant spinning catuar, itself the centerpiece of arguably the worst of all the Gold Saucer's GATE activities, and the nexus of what is easily the complex's weakest wing (Mahjong seems to be eternally lost in translation for a good 99 percent of the playerbase; I don't play, and I never see anyone playing). The bar keeper possesses just a single line of text: wondering aloud if he has been exiled to his current station as a form of punishment. The catuar spins. The tables remain empty. Nobody ever comes to the Manderville Lounge.

[van_arn]

*wiping away a tear* Nobody ever comes to the Manderville Lounge

[Angus]

Come back next week!
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodes...ign/b1nyoh167i

[Angus]

Ahhh! Idea for new emote, one of those guns that shoots gil all over the place.

[ReynTime]

This cracked me up

Well done

[Angus]

[Zachia]

as a new player i loved the manderville questline i did parts 1 and 2 and i decided to wait to do part 3. But the whole questline is hilarious and i love it. Need more of them in game .

When the dude found his dad and the son ran off. had me laughing in tears. It was 150% a masterpiece.

Fancy yourself a Manderville man? You would do what only a Manderville can? Then lift your legs, and put up your hands, be a mander-mander-manderville, man!

[Brightamethyst]

There used to be reason to go there, but then they got rid of Vase Off.

Ahhh! Idea for new emote, one of those guns that shoots gil all over the place.

/gratuity

[Tyssyn]

I want a copy - maybe a tad smaller - of that statue for my house!

I was doing dungeons on my alt a few weeks ago and ran into some devotees of Godbert Manderville - 3 handsome miqo'te in their skivvies. It was a hoot!

[Jojoya]

Nobody ever comes to the Manderville Lounge.

Everyone who makes it to the 4.2 MSQ has been to the Manderville Lounge at least once.