Considering the most official artwork we have on male Viera shows four of them on a homosocial roadtrip a la FFXV, complete with Coleman camping stove, I'm going to maybe posit that the Dramaturge has no idea what he's talking about and everything we thought we knew about male Viera was a lie.

"You heading to the village?"

"Yeah. You should come, too. Petra always asks about you, and I think she's stopped buying that our patrol routes never line up."

"Oh, her. *shudders* Here, give her this, then. From me."

"A token of your affection?"

"A memento. Tell her I died."

"Training accident?"

"It's a cold, cruel world we live in."

"Yeah, sure it is..."