Like my boy Sidurgu, I wasn’t in the mood to hear a cheesy love song right after getting jumped, so I muted the sound, clicked through the cutscene as fast as I could, and teleported back to Ishgard as soon as it let me.

But sillier things have happened in this game. I don’t think the moogles would lie about this. Still, I want to see their work, so to speak. How did they of all people arrive at this conclusion? Or did somebody else arrive at this conclusion and then share it with the moogles? Is there supplemental info somewhere that can make this love —> vigilante thing make more sense?