Machinist relic? Is this a troll thread?

I really love the MCH relic, for once it's not a ridiculously oversized pistol with extra effects, and my friends also love the MCH relic.
It's simple sure, but it's effective. It's the closest gun we have to a super shotgun from Doom. Compared to the water pistol and the 2 good-looking pistol glued together that don't look good anymore, it's a step-up.
I also like GNB and SAM relics.

WHM and BLM relics makes me think of their gauges.
DRK is... eh, it's a claw and not a great weapon.
BRD is simply ridiculous.

Eureka relics, do you want to talk about the WAR? WHM relic that was also simplistic?
Ponder, consider, think! If it's "your tastes" and "your opinion" be ready that there is opinions going against yours.