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    Heck the Bed

    Beds located in inn rooms can now be targeted. Selecting a bed now presents the following options:

    Do nothing
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    heck the bed
    What?

    Rofl
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorMog View Post
    What?

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    Sounds Kinky... Yep
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starlord View Post
    Sounds Kinky... Yep
    Indeed Indeed, I was thinking the same thing.


    "My friend [retainer] and I arrived early to inn counter. There was certain to be a long line as usual and I wanted to give him a chance as soon as possible to shed some of his extra inventory since I got the new Armoire.

    Amidst scattered weapons, crafting supplies and half-eaten snacks from our harvest bag, we got distracted. Awkward glances followed meaningless banter and it was not long before a recurring theme hovered about our senses. We decided after a few hours of failing to concentrate on sorting out our drops, to heck the bed."
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    Last edited by MStowastiqVahlshdeh; 04-26-2012 at 03:26 PM.

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    O R G Y !!!!!!
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    Google results for "Heck the Bed" return this:




    So what is "Heck the Bed"?
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    Maybe its that position MJ is posing.
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    In french it's "Examiner le lit", which translates to "Check the bed". Seems a C disappeared.

    Now the question is : what may happen when you check the bed?
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    but even if its Check the bed. Check the bed for what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Picoman View Post
    but even if its Check the bed. Check the bed for what?
    Bodily fluids?
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