Heck the Bed

[Viritess]

Can you hack a bed to hack the hack of a bed of the hack that you hack a bed to hack with hacking the bedding of the hacker bed that you bed hack?

How much bed would a woodchuck heck if a wood chuck could heck bed?

My head hurts :/

[Orophin]

Think I'm going to go heck the bed now. Not staying up till 2am. :/

[Dusk_Shardveil]

A little something impromtu and off the cuff while we wait for the servers to come back on-line. ^.^



Old man Ifrit went to bed
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
He lay down his weary head.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

Rock hard where he lay his head.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
Woke mad as a demon and slew them dead.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

A battle is assured for those that dread...
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
... the Ifrit's glare from his rocky bed.
Oh Heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

Those parties of 4 or 8 they lay there dead.
Oh Heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
Ifrit ate them for breakfast and fried their head.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

Dipped them in lava like gravy and bread.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
For breakfast is its finest when served in bed.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

[indira]

its "check the bed" now

[RolandDebreton]

A little something impromtu and off the cuff while we wait for the servers to come back on-line. ^.^



Old man Ifrit went to bed
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
He lay down his weary head.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

Rock hard where he lay his head.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
Woke mad as a demon and slew them all dead.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

A battle is assured for those that dread...
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
... the Ifrit's glare from his rocky bed.
Oh Heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

Those parties of 4 or 8 they lay there dead.
Oh Heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
Ifrit ate them for breakfast and fried their head.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

Dipped them in lava like gravy and bread.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
For breakfast is its finest when served in bed.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

Bravo dude!

[Relic]

but even if its Check the bed. Check the bed for what?

Stains..... bring a black light.

[Vanguard319]

1st thing I did was heck, er examine the bed ( ; ; )

it was soft and comfortable

[Dallie]

Even if someone did a petition to keep 'heck' they probably wouldn't do it, which is sad. I like the quirk. ^.^

[MStowastiqVahlshdeh]

Sounds Kinky... Yep

Indeed Indeed, I was thinking the same thing.


"My friend [retainer] and I arrived early to inn counter. There was certain to be a long line as usual and I wanted to give him a chance as soon as possible to shed some of his extra inventory since I got the new Armoire.

Amidst scattered weapons, crafting supplies and half-eaten snacks from our harvest bag, we got distracted. Awkward glances followed meaningless banter and it was not long before a recurring theme hovered about our senses. We decided after a few hours of failing to concentrate on sorting out our drops, to heck the bed."

[BobbinT]

hmmm... checked my bed. Found an old c*****. What does that tell ya?