Healers who refuse to do any healing at all and only queue into instances to spam the 1 key while everyone dies around them are one of my favorite Sylphie fantasies.
Healers who refuse to do any healing at all and only queue into instances to spam the 1 key while everyone dies around them are one of my favorite Sylphie fantasies.
I have never EVER seen this in my 8 years of playing this game. Maybe there was one annoying player who did this once but that is not representative of a group of players.
I know. It's because this hypothetical person is either a dedicated one-off troll, or the product of a secret conspiracy of evil mustache-twirling DPS healers trying to besmirch the good name of Good And Honest Healers Everywhere, and if one believes other people are that dedicated to doing something so outlandish and fruitless then I've got a bridge for sale.
I have, in Eden's Verse: Fulmination, they both never healed at all other than spamming their aflatus aoe to get their red lilies. I ran out of CDs around 20% of the boss' HP and died.
They were the absolute worst.
Yesterday I had a Prae run where I ended up dying to Ultima Weapon's first phase because one healer (WHM) was AFK washing dishes and the other (SCH) was only spamming Ruin 2. The SCH had forgotten to summon Eos and wasn't paying attention to my health so I spent the entirety of the phase transition cutscene dead. The SCH was also using JP for the cutscenes and was pulling the boss before everyone else could act.
LOL! Ok, now THIS sounds like fun.Yesterday I had a Prae run where I ended up dying to Ultima Weapon's first phase because one healer (WHM) was AFK washing dishes and the other (SCH) was only spamming Ruin 2. The SCH had forgotten to summon Eos and wasn't paying attention to my health so I spent the entirety of the phase transition cutscene dead. The SCH was also using JP for the cutscenes and was pulling the boss before everyone else could act.Maybe not during, but it left you with an awesome story afterwards!
Also, that SCH who didn't summon EOS is officially a worse healer than me. I am better than I realized!
Or the ast who forget to stance or pick the one your already in lmao.
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