This smells like an attempt at starting a rant threat about all those terrible healers and how SE should've never even given them dps skills ... and as expected, it backfired.

I'd have a whole lot more fun healing if I got those Glare bots. Is this a data centre thing or something? Because I can't even remember last time I encountered one of those elusive "100% dps, not even ressing for 4min, everyone always dying and needing Vercure from RDM" healers.
It usually takes several aoes to bring someone down to 10% with the last one and, barring a few exceptions, only tanks take damage in trash fights. Can I get those Glare bots please? I'd love to get to use my toolkit for once without 100% Medica II/ Galvanize/ Asp. Helios uptime.