Off Topic Discussion Megathread

[Midareyukki]

who the hell in their right mind would create this monstrosity and decide it was good?!?!

Considering there are other dishes just as disgusting around the world, it's my theory that every country or every culture has at least one person who nuked their own tastebuds and somehow their cooking became "tradition". Today it's pickles, tomorrow it's rocks, mark my words.

[SassyAssassin]

INGREDIENTS
FOR THE CRUST
1 1/2 c. Crushed Pretzels
5 tbsp. unsalted butter, melted
FOR THE FILLING
2 (8 oz.) packages cream cheese, softened to room temperature
1 (10 oz.) log goat cheese
3/4 c. sour cream
1 tbsp. pickle juice
3 large eggs
1/2 c. freshly grated Parmesan
2 c. finely chopped pickles, divided
3 garlic cloves, minced
2 tbsp. finely chopped dill, plus more for garnish
2 tsp. kosher salt
1 tsp. red pepper flakes
1/2 tsp. onion powder
Freshly ground black pepper
Toasted bread, for serving


Ok this doesn’t sound bad at all though?

[Midareyukki]

Ok this doesn’t sound bad at all though?

It's got goat cheese, that alone is vile for me.

[SassyAssassin]

It's got goat cheese, that alone is vile for me.

Sir, there is a lot of old milk curdled into a solid form, we can replace it with another kind.

[Midareyukki]

Sir, there is a lot of old milk curdled into a solid form, we can replace it with another kind.

:| Last time I said that, I got told "it's not the same, it'll ruin the taste"! So I'll stick to what the recipe says. If it's for the creamy\gooey texture, then yeah we can. But if it's there for flavour, then I'll stick to what the recipe wants it to taste like.

Even if it's smelly feet x_x

[SassyAssassin]

:| Last time I said that, I got told "it's not the same, it'll ruin the taste"! So I'll stick to what the recipe says. If it's for the creamy\gooey texture, then yeah we can. But if it's there for flavour, then I'll stick to what the recipe wants it to taste like.

Even if it's smelly feet x_x

Gah thats no fun! Experiment and then throw it in the trash while you order take-away.

[Midareyukki]

Gah thats no fun! Experiment and then throw it in the trash while you order take-away.

...goddamn it now you're making me want to order pizza.

also the trash isn't enough to get rid of the smell

Like Anakin says, it's gross, yucky and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[SassyAssassin]

...goddamn it now you're making me want to order pizza.

also the trash isn't enough to get rid of the smell

Like Anakin says, it's gross, yucky and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Ok you need to order a pizza (with extra cheese), eat it all up because Im afraid you’ll put sand in your pickled cheese pie.

[SturmChurro]

God must have been looking out for me tonight, because if I hadn't been playing Overwatch 2 right when I was, and sitting up when I was, I would have probably been killed. received serious brain damage, or had my face destroyed. I won't get too into the details, because it's a long story, but what happened was, okay, I have a window right next to where I have my bed. It has an air conditioner in it (that I haven't taken out yet), with the bottom part of the window set above it. This window fell down while I was playing Overwatch 2, and landed HARD right where I rest my head. I'm literally talking ON my pillows. If I had been asleep, or just laying down right there, my head would have literally been smashed by this HEAVY - and I do mean HEAVY - window. Overwatch 2 literally saved my life.

[Vyrerus]

Pray you don't have to deal with Tao Magic and the constant chanting of Pagua Sonfa.

Misheard Lyrics: As a kid I always heard it as, "Hugga the sunflowah"