Off Topic Discussion Megathread

[Renalt]

Man DD is so easy to break. One of the bows from Duskmoon Tower on you along with the Trophy Jacket, have a mage/sorcerer pawn with the Adept's Robe, and basically laugh your way the rest of the game. "Oh no I'm hurt...good thing I have infinite regen via my pawn going here."

Plus it stacks. So a 4 man Adept Robe spell sync sorcerer group will handle anything. Even magic immune since the tornado attack is also physical.

[RyuDragnier]

Plus it stacks. So a 4 man Adept Robe spell sync sorcerer group will handle anything. Even magic immune since the tornado attack is also physical.

Unfortunately for me, I love Magick Archer too much to be anything else. Also unfortunately for me, that means THOSE BLASTED METAL GOLEMS will forever be the bane of my existence.

[VelKallor]

Engineer dies and goes to see St Peter at the gate. St Peter says "Cant let you in, you aint on the list" Engineer says "Hey wait I went to church, i lived a good life, neve committed a crime" . SDt6 Peterf loks agian and says "Sorry , no"

He is sent to Hell, when he meets the Devil he says "Im an engineer..hey look,I see a lot of stuff is broken down here, let me off torment and Ill fix it for you"

Devil thinks and says "Yeah, why not, Ill even give you some staff to help out, cant do it alone"

In two weeks, the air conditioning is fixed, the trains are now running well, housing has been renovated, the Devils office now has running water with new wells and fittings....in short Hell is a lot better.

God notices this and says "Hey wait, theres been a mistake, that guy belongs in Heaven, gimme him back."

Devil laughs "No way, he's mine now, Ive given him a luxury apartment, no torture, no penance, Ive even found him two or three very willing young ladies to keep him happy, we have LOADS of projects left and he says he can do it all, so forget it"

God gets angry "Send him back or else, I swear..Ill sue you"

Devil literally collapse laughing "OH YEAH?? Really?? tell me God.....How many lawyers YOU got???"

[Renalt]

Unfortunately for me, I love Magick Archer too much to be anything else. Also unfortunately for me, that means THOSE BLASTED METAL GOLEMS will forever be the bane of my existence.

If someone mentions Magick Archer...I gotta watch this.

https://youtu.be/0yPpBKFZvW0

Now you have to as well.

[Boblawblah]

If someone mentions Magick Archer...I gotta watch this.

https://youtu.be/0yPpBKFZvW0

Now you have to as well.

[RyuDragnier]

If someone mentions Magick Archer...I gotta watch this.

https://youtu.be/0yPpBKFZvW0

Now you have to as well.

The one build to rule them all.

[Vyrerus]

Playing Tears of the Kingdom more today, almost got all the Great Fairies unlocked. Got all the geoglyphs. Zelda really be like, "Link would you still love me even if I got turned into a wyrm?"

Also Gleeoks are hard as balls. I need upgrades. Jeeessssussssssss

[Renalt]

Zelda really be like, "Link would you still love me even if I got turned into a wyrm?"

[TheMightyMollusk]

I hate Apex machines. I hate Tiderippers. Guess how I feel about fighting an Apex Tideripper, on a small platform, with no chance to set traps, tag weak spots, or otherwise do any prep before engaging.

So yeah, that last Cauldron might remain unresolved for a while.

[Cincierta]

So for a few years now we've been feeding the local wildlife outside our house and lately we've been getting little bunnies hopping about. This has also attracted some other birds of prey, like red-tail hawks.

And up close, those hawks are actually big. Wanna know how I found this out?

One of said red-tail hawks caught one of the bunnies we were feeding. I went out to see if it was one of the squirrels or another bird just now. No, it was one of the bunnies. The hawk went completely metal on him too by taking the head off and discarding it to the side. I got close enough to it to see it was almost knee-height with me, and I'm 5'6".

Was neat and disgusting at the same time. Now I get to wonder if the corpse it'll leave behind will attract other scavengers.