So our gas guy came and didn't have to fill our gas tank much. Turns out our meter got wonky from the lawnmower guys blowing grass and dirt everywhere and knocked it off of the thing.

We thought we were at 20% for our tank, turns out we were full. He recommended us to duct-tape the meter back on so it doesn't get knocked off again.

So we didn't have to cook our turkey in the microwave this year.

Frowny face at the microwaved turkey and the pantry smelling like semi-cooked turkey for three days.