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[TheMightyMollusk]

Look at your gods. Now back to me. Now look at your gods; now, quickly, back to me. Sadly, they aren't me, but if they stopped being treacherous murders and started killing each other with axes, they could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with a man with a talking head strapped to his belt. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's an axe I threw across the lake into a giant serpent. Look again, the axe is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you kill your gods. I'm on a wolf-drawn sled.

[Renalt]

Look at your gods. Now back to me. Now look at your gods; now, quickly, back to me. Sadly, they aren't me, but if they stopped being treacherous murders and started killing each other with axes, they could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with a man with a talking head strapped to his belt. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's an axe I threw across the lake into a giant serpent. Look again, the axe is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you kill your gods. I'm on a wolf-drawn sled.

Oh man that reminds me when I worked with an advertisement group. One such time was with that exact commercial. There were multiple versions of it and we had to see which one worked the best. Also we had people wear this glasses that monitored eye movement...the amount of men looking at his junk was near 100%. They also had a device to measure heart rate. It affected older ladies the most.