This one is beyond your help. Only sleep can save her now.
When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.
Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.
I just found the Alliance races boring. Back when I started, they had humans, purple humans, short humans, and shorter humans. Meh.
Our swag from RI Anime Con!
The blue mug was from a company doing a special deal; buy a mug, get free refills all day, and if they're at another show, bring the mug and get a special price on refills there too. I drank more soda than I should have. The God of War stuff was in a blind box.
The Eraser Head stuff aside from the plush was also a blind box. Hey, they were buy one, get one half off.
Mm, snacks.
Okay, so these (and the snacks below that I'm not gonna bother posting the pic of) were from the mall next door. Close enough.
We already had the poster, but now it's signed by Lina's dub actress Lisa Ortiz.
What does a God of War air freshener smell like? I hope it's not "boy".
When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.
Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.
I am honestly kind of afraid to open it. I mean, it's probably a generic pine scent or something, but am I brave enough to find out?
The Aizawa one is only slightly less concerning.
I lowkey hope it's "Axe body spray" scented. "Boy" becomes "Man".
When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.
Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.
Look at your gods. Now back to me. Now look at your gods; now, quickly, back to me. Sadly, they aren't me, but if they stopped being treacherous murders and started killing each other with axes, they could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with a man with a talking head strapped to his belt. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's an axe I threw across the lake into a giant serpent. Look again, the axe is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you kill your gods. I'm on a wolf-drawn sled.
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