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[Renalt]

So since Father's day is around the corner, I had to make some holiday cookies for our holiday table. Unfortunately some of them were broken, so I decided to ice the top of them with green buttercream to save them. I ended up decorating them each with a pair of golf balls.

I ended up writing on them 'I've Got the Balls'. Apparently my bakery manager didn't like that very much and told me to fix them. I asked as to what was wrong with them. Apparently he didn't like the allusion to balls on a cookie, which makes me wonder if he's genuinely lacking a sense of humor.

Guess my Easter ones were noticed and they just don't want me to have fun.

I'm sure they do but know that most customers would love them...but all it takes is one just ready to be angry to cause trouble for everyone.

[Cincierta]

I'm sure they do but know that most customers would love them...but all it takes is one just ready to be angry to cause trouble for everyone.

I made those cookies after finding out that one of our mostly lazy bakery clerks was bedding our bakery manager, and I remember her one day kind of speaking off about how little our manager was. I honestly had no idea what she was alluding to until I found out the whole thing after she got transferred, and apparently she had been doing it for longer than when she got transferred from the grocery department to our bakery department.

All the golf ball ones I had decorated sold minutes after going to the sales floor. What's funnier is that for the Easter ones I did, I piped a little yellow chick and wrote 'Draw me like one of your French chicks'. Those were sold just as fast.

I'm still pushing the limits as to what puns I can get away with though.