Engineer dies and goes to see St Peter at the gate. St Peter says "Cant let you in, you aint on the list" Engineer says "Hey wait I went to church, i lived a good life, neve committed a crime" . SDt6 Peterf loks agian and says "Sorry , no"

He is sent to Hell, when he meets the Devil he says "Im an engineer..hey look,I see a lot of stuff is broken down here, let me off torment and Ill fix it for you"

Devil thinks and says "Yeah, why not, Ill even give you some staff to help out, cant do it alone"

In two weeks, the air conditioning is fixed, the trains are now running well, housing has been renovated, the Devils office now has running water with new wells and fittings....in short Hell is a lot better.

God notices this and says "Hey wait, theres been a mistake, that guy belongs in Heaven, gimme him back."

Devil laughs "No way, he's mine now, Ive given him a luxury apartment, no torture, no penance, Ive even found him two or three very willing young ladies to keep him happy, we have LOADS of projects left and he says he can do it all, so forget it"

God gets angry "Send him back or else, I swear..Ill sue you"

Devil literally collapse laughing "OH YEAH?? Really?? tell me God.....How many lawyers YOU got???"