Quote Originally Posted by Boblawblah View Post
Oh God, I got so used to decent bards in-game that when you hear a bad one, it's BAD. It's like a 12 year old trying to play a Van Halen solo without knowing basic chords. The electric guitar tone is so bad when not played well.
I just got a bard for my house in Skyrim.

The moment she opened her mouth to sing, all I wanted to do in that second was feed her to a dragon. On a platter. With vegetables.