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  1. 05-16-2023 12:32 PM #1
    VelKallor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boblawblah View Post
    Oh God, I got so used to decent bards in-game that when you hear a bad one, it's BAD. It's like a 12 year old trying to play a Van Halen solo without knowing basic chords. The electric guitar tone is so bad when not played well.
    I just got a bard for my house in Skyrim.

    The moment she opened her mouth to sing, all I wanted to do in that second was feed her to a dragon. On a platter. With vegetables.

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  2. 05-17-2023 06:17 AM #2
    Renalt
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    Quote Originally Posted by VelKallor View Post
    I just got a bard for my house in Skyrim.

    The moment she opened her mouth to sing, all I wanted to do in that second was feed her to a dragon. On a platter. With vegetables.

    Kill the bard, trap soul in soul stone, make a helm with the soul stone, Fortify Illusion, Call it "Mute Button"
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    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

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