Oh God, I got so used to decent bards in-game that when you hear a bad one, it's BAD. It's like a 12 year old trying to play a Van Halen solo without knowing basic chords. The electric guitar tone is so bad when not played well.
Oh God, I got so used to decent bards in-game that when you hear a bad one, it's BAD. It's like a 12 year old trying to play a Van Halen solo without knowing basic chords. The electric guitar tone is so bad when not played well.
I just got a bard for my house in Skyrim.
The moment she opened her mouth to sing, all I wanted to do in that second was feed her to a dragon. On a platter. With vegetables.
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Kill the bard, trap soul in soul stone, make a helm with the soul stone, Fortify Illusion, Call it "Mute Button"
When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.
Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.
My plastic recorder recital in elementary school sounded better than some bards I run into lol.
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