Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk View Post
To be fair, I too want to blow things up when I don't get my pizza.
Me too; but, I tend to not make a fuss. However, some of my friends are not like me.

A few years ago, a female friend of mine ordered a pizza and after waiting an hour it hadn't arrived. She called the place and was given some a bullshite answer about why the pizza had not been delivered.

Something, something... bad neighborhood... couldn't locate the address... a bunch of total lies.

What followed could only be called a tactical nuke. I'm absolutely certain NORAD took notice of it.

My friend proceeded to go off on the manager so badly that he gave us four large pizzas for free and delivered them to us personally.

Don't ever deny a pregnant woman her pizza. You will not like the consequences.