I wish I got PTO. I'm supposed to, but the company I work for is as weaselly as it gets.
Got that ole Dr. Kelso, "The time window for your PTO expired." - "Why?" - "You have one year to use it, and it's past that now." - "It's only been 9 months." - Corporate stops responding.
Take my time off anyway, but no PTO ever. It blows, but there's nowhere better to work in town really. Gonna move outta here soon as my fiancée finishes her Chem degree, but that won't be till next year.