Quote Originally Posted by Midareyukki View Post
It's what happens when you let the Celts have fun with mythological weapons. You can't just have a strong spear, no, it needs to explode into barbs and turn people into a pincushion (Gáe Bolg). A sword isn't a sword if it doesn't cut three hills in half (Caladbolg). And to them, King Arthur's removal of Excalibur from the stone would be laughable, as Nuada had to pose on top of a rock with his sword, have the rock scream (presumably from his weight), and have the sword whisper to it (Fragarach).

Also, on Rhongomiant... Still wondering what the hell Geoffrey smoked to rename it into "Ron".
"Ah yes, this is my sword Excalibur, my shield Priwen, my knife Carnwennan and my spear Ron."
Lmao, that guy was literally like, "I'm gonna write a historical book... teehee." Knowing he was making it up. He was probably deep in his cups like, "What was his spear called again? RhonGo? Ron-go? Mi? Something? Screw it, it's Ron now."