Off Topic Discussion Megathread

[Midareyukki]

I mean, most all of the stuff around Arthur himself is that way too. There's just more people willing to go out on a limb about stuff surrounding Arthur since he's the pivotal figure in the legend.

Also OG Arthur sounds hella like the WoL. Cutting witches in half with daggers and slaying giants with Rhongomiant. Killing 960 men singlehandedly...

It's what happens when you let the Celts have fun with mythological weapons. You can't just have a strong spear, no, it needs to explode into barbs and turn people into a pincushion (Gáe Bolg). A sword isn't a sword if it doesn't cut three hills in half (Caladbolg). And to them, King Arthur's removal of Excalibur from the stone would be laughable, as Nuada had to pose on top of a rock with his sword, have the rock scream (presumably from his weight), and have the sword whisper to it (Fragarach).

Also, on Rhongomiant... Still wondering what the hell Geoffrey smoked to rename it into "Ron".
"Ah yes, this is my sword Excalibur, my shield Priwen, my knife Carnwennan and my spear Ron."

[Vyrerus]

It's what happens when you let the Celts have fun with mythological weapons. You can't just have a strong spear, no, it needs to explode into barbs and turn people into a pincushion (Gáe Bolg). A sword isn't a sword if it doesn't cut three hills in half (Caladbolg). And to them, King Arthur's removal of Excalibur from the stone would be laughable, as Nuada had to pose on top of a rock with his sword, have the rock scream (presumably from his weight), and have the sword whisper to it (Fragarach).

Also, on Rhongomiant... Still wondering what the hell Geoffrey smoked to rename it into "Ron".
"Ah yes, this is my sword Excalibur, my shield Priwen, my knife Carnwennan and my spear Ron."

Lmao, that guy was literally like, "I'm gonna write a historical book... teehee." Knowing he was making it up. He was probably deep in his cups like, "What was his spear called again? RhonGo? Ron-go? Mi? Something? Screw it, it's Ron now."

[Kalania]

It's what happens when you let the Celts have fun with mythological weapons. You can't just have a strong spear, no, it needs to explode into barbs and turn people into a pincushion (Gáe Bolg). A sword isn't a sword if it doesn't cut three hills in half (Caladbolg). And to them, King Arthur's removal of Excalibur from the stone would be laughable, as Nuada had to pose on top of a rock with his sword, have the rock scream (presumably from his weight), and have the sword whisper to it (Fragarach).

Also, on Rhongomiant... Still wondering what the hell Geoffrey smoked to rename it into "Ron".
"Ah yes, this is my sword Excalibur, my shield Priwen, my knife Carnwennan and my spear Ron."

We have four treasures. There's the sword, the spear (all weapons...), to feed our people, we'll have the cauldron.

....damn, I need a fourth treasure and I can't think of one. (kicks a pebble...).... I know; a stone!