Because we're not allowed to have nice things.

I've beaten Metroid Prime Remastered, and they nerfed some of the tricks for dealing with Meta-Ridley. Metroid Prime itself is an absolute joke still though. Currently going through Hard Mode, and am already about to make my way to the Super Missile, despite being just under 2 hours in. Also, you can now New Game from your previously saved file, which carries over all the scan data. No more scanning is glorious.