Omg hahaha! All that for "meh" burritos. Did you at least make some friends out of the deal? Burritos are a massive hit or miss. I would say 50% is based on the shell and the other 50% is based on fillings and technique. No one wants a burrito where the shell is day old or one bite is nothing but sour cream.
I've been kidnapped once, but it was by my ex at the time and it was Thanksgiving. It was 9 years ago.