Off Topic Discussion Megathread

[Renalt]

I've been telling my boss for weeks that I needed a new oil jug since mine had a crack in it. He asked me if I was gonna clean it up. I asked if I was gonna get some new equipment. The Cold War has begun.

Time to break out the kitty litter and start grinding it in with your boots. I was a mechanic in the military and about half my time was doing exactly that for any oil spills. I was the worst mechanic ever and they knew it so they just had me run checks on all the vehicles staged...or clean up oil spills.

[SlouchyBard]

I was the worst mechanic ever and they knew it so they just had me run checks on all the vehicles staged...or clean up oil spills.

Hahaha! I highly doubt you were as bad as you say you were. But we could be worst mechanics together. I usually wear slippers on Saturdays when I have to work and the shop is dead. XD

[Renalt]

Hahaha! I highly doubt you were as bad as you say you were. But we could be worst mechanics together. I usually wear slippers on Saturdays when I have to work and the shop is dead. XD

Oh I was bad but not the worst they have seen. They tried to mess with me twice on the first day. First they wanted me to fill out a India Delta 10 Tango form and then after that fill up the Humvee in the bay with a quart of blinker fluid. When I told them I wasn't stupid they had a good laugh and then they just had me do some basic maintenance.