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  1. #3371
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    Kalania's Avatar
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    Kerensa Artani
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    Diabolos
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    bUt SpaNKinG yOuR chILd is ChiLd abUSe!
    I doubt that was a spanking. the newer generations are soft. My grandfather was a strict old bastard; his father was Russian military and damn did it show.
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  2. #3372
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    SlouchyBard's Avatar
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    Aki M'njor
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    Lamia
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalania View Post
    I doubt that was a spanking. the newer generations are soft. My grandfather was a strict old bastard; his father was Russian military and damn did it show.
    You can't spank your child anymore?? Dang, surely I can't be the only one who remembers the good phrase of "I'll give you something to cry about."
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  3. #3373
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    Rannie's Avatar
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    Rannie Lfey
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    Faerie
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    Red Mage Lv 100
    My mother was always fond of saying, "I brought you into this world... I sure as hell can take you out of it."
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    I have a secret to tell. From my electrical well. It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells. So the room must listen to me Filibuster vigilantly. My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e. My story's infinite Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest- TMBG Birdhouse in your Soul
    A huge THANK YOU!!!! For FINALLY selling the Meteor Survivor Polo on the store. AND a huge thanks to my friend who bought it for me while he was at Fan Fest!!! YES I finally have my POLO!!!

  4. #3374
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    Renalt's Avatar
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    Renalt El'doran
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlouchyBard View Post
    You can't spank your child anymore?? Dang, surely I can't be the only one who remembers the good phrase of "I'll give you something to cry about."
    Oh yeah my family meant it. When you were spanked...it wasn't with a hand. They used those paddles that Frat houses used.
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    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

    Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.

  5. #3375
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    TheMightyMollusk's Avatar
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    Iyami Galvayra
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    My dad used his hand. Of course, he's 6'4 and a black belt who used to teach self-defense courses to cops. He knew what he was doing.
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  6. #3376
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    Rannie Lfey
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    Lol my mother also always threatened us with my dad's metal studded leather belt....


    On the bright side my dog's red blood cell count is up to 26% when her issues started it was down to 15%. YAAAAYYY.
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    I have a secret to tell. From my electrical well. It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells. So the room must listen to me Filibuster vigilantly. My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e. My story's infinite Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest- TMBG Birdhouse in your Soul
    A huge THANK YOU!!!! For FINALLY selling the Meteor Survivor Polo on the store. AND a huge thanks to my friend who bought it for me while he was at Fan Fest!!! YES I finally have my POLO!!!

  7. #3377
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    Renalt's Avatar
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    Renalt El'doran
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rannie View Post
    Lol my mother also always threatened us with my dad's metal studded leather belt....

    Did it have 4 Stamina and 4 Strength on it?
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    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

    Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.

  8. #3378
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    Rannie Lfey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    Did it have 4 stamina and 4 Strength on it?
    It had 5 stamina 4 speed god knows how much strength
    and + 100 to OH SHIT!!! factor.
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    Last edited by Rannie; 01-09-2023 at 03:27 AM.
    I have a secret to tell. From my electrical well. It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells. So the room must listen to me Filibuster vigilantly. My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e. My story's infinite Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest- TMBG Birdhouse in your Soul
    A huge THANK YOU!!!! For FINALLY selling the Meteor Survivor Polo on the store. AND a huge thanks to my friend who bought it for me while he was at Fan Fest!!! YES I finally have my POLO!!!

  9. #3379
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    Bunnycake's Avatar
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    Yuki Yagami
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    All I know as children we didn't like getting spanked til we grew up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allegor View Post
    Hrothgar so done with being second class that they summon their own primal to give them hair.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oizen View Post
    Matsya is an elephant. I cant blame them for not casting the voice to a talking elephant.

  10. #3380
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    Renalt El'doran
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunnycake View Post
    All I know as children we didn't like getting spanked til we grew up.
    For those that realized it sooner...that had to have been weird.

    Also it was nice to meet you and your husband Caelia! Always happy to meet someone from the forums.
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    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

    Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.

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