Quote Originally Posted by SassyAssassin View Post
Lalafels dressed in all the colors of the rainbow playing music maybe?
If I don't see it then I'll have to play music myself.

Also it finally happened. I think I was just asked THE DUMBEST QUESTION yet while working retail. Having people call and ask "Are you open?" was 1st for the longest time...but now it has been dethroned.

Now the dumbest question ever was a guy opening our door, walking past all the customers, cutting in line, getting RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME while I'm at the register and asking..."Hey...are you guys open?"

I was stunned. I just looked at the other customers and they were laughing. I simply shrugged and said "Yup. I think we're open".