Quote Originally Posted by Cincierta View Post
So one of our coworkers posted a customer return on the subreddit for a company I currently work for. Apparently the customer brought back two tubs of ice cream, one is a half gallon and the other is the super-sized 2 gallon. Both of them were the mint chocolate chip flavor. It's green, it's minty, and it's got chocolate shavings in it. What's not to love?

The customer said the half-gallon had way too much chocolate in it, and the other one had way too little in it. The kicker?

Both of the containers of ice cream had been 90% eaten. The customer got a return on both of them.

Sometimes I wonder about the company I work for.
When I worked at Target, I once saw someone returning a Transformers toy. Except, it wasn't a toy in the box. It was a block of wood painted blue. The manager still made us give him the refund. Management does not care about anything but processing as many customers as they can as quickly as possible, because the raw numbers in the computers are all the bigwigs up in corporate will ever see.

Then I almost got yelled at for refusing to put the box back on the shelf. Almost, because I told him exactly where I'd put the block if he didn't think twice before speaking, and he was one-third my size.

Yes, I was actively trying to get fired towards the end there. Still didn't work, I had to leave on my own initiative.