My computer whenever I turn it on super early in the morning to try to wake up before work: "Hey good morning! I got some cat videos just for you!"

My computer when I get back from work: "Oh hey while you were out I decided that you had an update available, so I went ahead and downloaded it and need to restart. Can we restart now?"

Me: "No update, game now."

My computer about several hours later while I'm still playing my games: "UPDATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!11!"

Me: "No update, game now."

My computer just 5 minutes ago: "Here's a popup to remind you that you need to restart to update now, right in the middle of your raid!"

Me: "...you d*ck, you made me eat several aoes and got me killed."

My computer: ""