I did the invasions for Varre's questline, and on my first one, the host and his partner both looked at me and shot me with the Frenzy Eye Lasers. I didn't have a chance lol.Had a goofy experience as an invader in Elden Ring.
Was doing a couple of invasions in Liurnia as part of a quest and managed to invade the same host twice. First time I invaded, there was a co-invader being hounded by a blue hunter. Naturally I team up with the other invader and we smack him out of existence. Then it turned out the host had used a taunter's tongue to lure out invaders and used their horse to jump to a spot unreachable on foot. So I canceled the invasion and left while my co-invader sunk to their knees in despair.
The second invasion was infinitely funnier than the first. So I load in, see I've invaded the same guy again and sigh. In the distance I see a blue hunter running towards me in a hurry and decide I'll just let him kill me. So I turn my back to him, offering a free backstab opportunity. He just bows at me and stares in confusion because I didn't bow back. So I start lightly jogging towards him saying "hit me, come on do it already". Dude runs away and rolls like 8 or 9 times before finally plucking up the courage to swing and kill me in 2-3 hits.
Don't think I've ever seen another player so thoroughly intimidated by my antics before lmao.
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