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[Renalt]

I've been telling my boss for weeks that I needed a new oil jug since mine had a crack in it. He asked me if I was gonna clean it up. I asked if I was gonna get some new equipment. The Cold War has begun.

Time to break out the kitty litter and start grinding it in with your boots. I was a mechanic in the military and about half my time was doing exactly that for any oil spills. I was the worst mechanic ever and they knew it so they just had me run checks on all the vehicles staged...or clean up oil spills.