Earlier today I decided that, after getting my new crown shaved down so I could actually not literally eat my tongue and cheek, I would have one of the Klondie ice cream sandwiches my mother had bought some time ago. The flavor listed was Cookies and Cream.

The second I bit into it, I realized that was a terrible lie. It had such a thin, sad ring of said ice cream on the outside and a huge wad of vanilla ice cream in the center. It was like taking a bite of a chocolate chip cookie only to realize that's a raisin wheat cookie that looks like a normal chocolate chip cookie.

I feel so, so violated.