I bought Andromeda when it came out, but it was at a friend's behest, and frankly the combat didn't wow me enough to want to play through the whole thing.

I decided to try and alleviate the jankiness of it with humor. I named my character Dick, which of course made him Dick Ryder. Gave him a blue afro, and make-up border lining on a tan clown with purple everywhere.

I made it about as far as getting the vehicle and meeting that Asari with the black face paint( PB and jelly?) before deciding I didn't really want to play it anymore.