I can't imagine how much HP it has...
Or how it's holding 3d6 gold pieces and a bronze longsword.
If people haven't played Bard's Tale on PS2/Steam...they should. You'll need to download the patch to get it to work on Steam though. DO NOT get it for the PS4. Dialog tree disappears on Act 2 and locks you out of the rest of the game. You get an achievement almost immediately and Sony will not refund you if you have even one achievement on the game. That's why most games give you an achievement almost immediately.
When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.
Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.
Have it on PS2! Ahh fond memories. Great game and great song they have. Ironically I am not named after that game.If people haven't played Bard's Tale on PS2/Steam...they should. You'll need to download the patch to get it to work on Steam though. DO NOT get it for the PS4. Dialog tree disappears on Act 2 and locks you out of the rest of the game. You get an achievement almost immediately and Sony will not refund you if you have even one achievement on the game. That's why most games give you an achievement almost immediately.
embrace the beef chow mein
Maybe I'm the odd one out, but I don't really have arachnophobia. I don't know what I'd do if I saw that thing, but you could probably just get something to push it into that toilet and flush it! I think I'd be more worried about not dealing with it.
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I'm not afraid of most insects or members of the spider family, but that doesn't mean I necessarily like them.Especially not something that's the size of my head.
My husband has been trying to get me to play Bard's Tale 4 for ages; its funny because I'm the one that's super into Celtic stuff and while the sound track is gorgeous (I do appreciate the waulking song I heard walking around the first town) but I had issues getting into it. (I was playing is on the xbox series x)If people haven't played Bard's Tale on PS2/Steam...they should. You'll need to download the patch to get it to work on Steam though. DO NOT get it for the PS4. Dialog tree disappears on Act 2 and locks you out of the rest of the game. You get an achievement almost immediately and Sony will not refund you if you have even one achievement on the game. That's why most games give you an achievement almost immediately.
That giant spider in the toilet is unnerving. I wonder how fast it can move, yuck!
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"I thought that my invincible power would hold the world captive, leaving me in a freedom undisturbed. Thus night and day I worked at the chain with huge fires and cruel hard strokes. When at last the work was done and the links were complete and unbreakable, I found that it held me in its grip." - Rabindranath Tagore
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