Off Topic Discussion Megathread

[Boblawblah]

After I get off work today at 5, starting Tears of the Kingdom finally, side by side with my fiancée. We're gonna build like basic bitches!

You gotta make a dong out of something.

[Cincierta]

To the older gentleman that was shopping in my store while I was on break and was informed later:

You have a skin graft. Those are going to be thin if you do not take good care of it, and will bleed if they're disturbed too much.

This being said, if you're bleeding and going through our store and go to check out, bleed on the conveyor belt, all over the stuff you're buying, and getting your blood on the next person's product they're buying without saying a word, I don't think you need to be shopping. You should instead be tending to the bleeding so you don't end up on the floor with that kind of blood loss.

It's also disgusting. No one wants to touch another person's blood, especially if it got onto a food product they were going to buy. Our cashiers aren't trained to clean up blood but they did it anyway for you.

Please get someone else to shop for you.

[RyuDragnier]

That's also a health code violation that could lead to the store being shut down while everything is disinfected. At that point, charges could be pressed against him for causing disruption to business and loss of profit.

[Thaciscokidd]

[Brother in law sends me a link from the Godzilla store]

Wife: You want that?

Me: Yes!

Wife: ....

If you want to see the craziest(best ever) promo for a crossover model project Click here! Its kinda loud though.

[TheMightyMollusk]

Had a loose hair down the back of my sleeve that I just couldn't find and it kept tickling me every time I moved my arm. Finally got a hold of it. Of course it's a white hair.

[Rannie]

Had a loose hair down the back of my sleeve that I just couldn't find and it kept tickling me every time I moved my arm. Finally got a hold of it. Of course it's a white hair.

You know if you want more you can have some of mine. I have PLENTY to spare at 42 years old... btw it's more Silver than white so think about it


side note... Thursday I got a new laptop due to my job having me WFH starting the 5th of June. I'm currently sitting here reading the forums while downloading what I have of FFXIV on PC... Will still continue to play on the PS5 though since ya know work computer. <_<>_>

[Cincierta]

Had a loose hair down the back of my sleeve that I just couldn't find and it kept tickling me every time I moved my arm. Finally got a hold of it. Of course it's a white hair.

If it makes you feel better, I was born a towhead, they thought I was an albino and have had sandy blonde hair for most of my life. Only about 5 years ago did I start seeing silver hairs and the streaks are starting to get a bit more prominent at my forehead. White hairs are also there too, though I haven't really noticed until they started getting highlighted more with the silver streaks.

Also getting a hair inside your sleeve isn't as bad as getting a hair inside the back of your shirt and you literally can't pull it out until you take your shirt off in the bathroom to manually get it out. Happens nearly every day because of how long my hair is.

[RyuDragnier]

Having to bumrush PvP and moogle tomestones, was procrastinating and now I have to reach the finish line. Hit rank 20 in the series last night, need 5 more and I'm done. Luckily I only need about 18 more moogle tomestones, so soon I'll be free of those too.

[TheMightyMollusk]

Ah crap, I forgot to get the Plait hair on my Au Ra alt. Gonna have to rush that tomorrow.

[RyuDragnier]

Ah crap, I forgot to get the Plait hair on my Au Ra alt. Gonna have to rush that tomorrow.

That's what I'm rushing for. XD