When that day comes, and 2.0 is released and (hopefully) waves upon waves of new players come in, what are you gonna tell them?

"I was there when the Empire invaded the Shroud. I stood and held the line."
"I witnessed Dalamud fall."
"I slew the White Raven/Black Wolf, Legatus(s) of the Empire."


What is it you would want to say that you experienced over players just joining for the first time when all this becomes inaccessible?

EDIT: Oh, and lest us forget the classics:

"I didn't have combos!"
"Ifrit killed me with server lag!"
"One synth took 15 minutes!"