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    Showers

    How many of you players take showers ingame? Be honest. Do you think you stink or smell fresh in lore? Yes this is just a fun thread to ask and be silly cause why not. Shout out to all the house owners without bathrooms. How do you live with yourselves? D:


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    Last edited by Gameovers; 01-15-2021 at 11:05 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gameovers View Post
    How many of your players take showers ingame? Be honest. Do you think you stink or smell fresh in lore? Yes this is just a fun thread to ask and be silly cause why not. Shout out to all the house owners without bathrooms. How do you live with yourselves? D:
    Alain is a light-tempered murder hobo who smells like forests, cold steel and punching. Who needs showers?
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    Have you ever tried to give a cat a bath?
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    やはり、お前は……笑顔が……イイ

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    No need.

    As a non-house owner, I keep clean from Nixie’s hydropump daily.
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    I have an outside Ofuro, thank you. I also frequently am enveloped in flames or hit by lightning. I'm pretty sure I am the only thing surviving that.
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    WHERE IS THIS KETTLE EVERYONE KEEPS INTRODUCING ME TO?

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    I bathe in the blood of all the parties I wipe.
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    I like to imagine the world is rather big and that getting between the major cities takes a reasonable amount of time, so I probably stink to be honest, what with spending so much time trudging around in the wilderness in full armour getting into fights.
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    Shoutout to that time the WoL and Alphinaud got called out on their stink and literally had to go take a shower
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ammokkx View Post
    Shoutout to that time the WoL and Alphinaud got called out on their stink and literally had to go take a shower
    Considering the area of Eulmore where those showers are is called The Delousery, I'd say it was about getting rid of... parasites... just as much as body odour (the WoL and Alphinaud were given perfume to apply after though).

    Either way, Enki was rather... scandalized at being told she stinks - she takes a bath every day at her home thank you very much! (she has a bathtub in her room). Stupid Eulmorians....
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    Last edited by Enkidoh; 01-15-2021 at 08:44 PM.
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    Aaaaannnd now I just had a mental image of Lahabrea walking into a store called Bodies R Us and trying on different humans.... >.<

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    Venat was right.

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    I have been informed that standing in Tidal Waves does not count as showering. Thanks for nothing, Leviathan.
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