"Hi, Im Victor Kiam. When my wife bought me FFXIV, I was so impressed I bought the company"....
"Then I put the monthly fee up to $200/month and made the game solo friendly for busy people with busy jobs like me. Now I don't have to grind pointlessly or tolerate those whiny, stupid know-it-all college kids or unemployed tossers who live their entire lives through an MMO any longer!"