SQUARE ENIX'S LIES MUST BE STOPPED

[batman]

Lalafells are actually Lowlanders, due to the distance between their heads and the ground.

Change my mind.

[ElazulHP]

I thought they were popotos and lived under the ground until harvest time when they're turned to food?

[batman]

I thought they were popotos and lived under the ground until harvest time when they're turned to food?

That's exactly what they want you believe, just like how they say the tapwater in Ishgard doesn't make The Boy and the Dragon Gay.

[Absurdity]

That's exactly what they want you believe, just like how they say the tapwater in Ishgard doesn't make The Boy and the Dragon Gay.

*slams desk* I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin dragons gay!
Haha, thanks for giving me a good giggle.

[MsQi]

And Roegadyn are Extra-Highlanders?

[TheMightyMollusk]

Short people are more evil because they're closer to Hell. Therefore Lalafells are the true villains of Eorzea.

[Duskane]

And Roegadyn are Extra-Highlanders?

Higherlanders

[Sophie_Lo]

Incorrect. Highlanders are merely Roegadyn in fun size packages, not Hyur at all.

[rainichan]

Does that make them airsick lowlanders?

Please tell me someone got that...

[GrizzlyTank]

I can't comprehend the gravity of this revelation!