Being real, likely level 1, in racial clothes, and with a sprout over my head, I'd clearly need gil fast. I think I'd carefully make my way to Limsa - hitching a ride on a level 80's dual seater - look in party finder, and sell some photos of my paws.

Soon a gillionaire, I would then make an offer for Costa Del Sol that Gegeruju couldn't refuse, and send him and all his catgirls back to Ul'dar. I think I'd still have some gil left to hire a kindle of catbois, to spend my life enjoying cocktails as various adventurers arrived to offer me bribes.