Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk View Post
Golden Sabotender for 5 million!

For the full 9,999,999, instead of a mount, Godbert appears and just punts you places!
..... not trying to be inappropriate, but my exhausted, tipsy brain legitimately read that as "Godbert appears and just pulls your pants down!" at first.

But that would still be hilarious. Not in any sort of risqué/innuendo fashion, just like an elementary/middle school boy's "PANTS!!" style stupid prank, heh.