Order of the Blue Garter is Recruiting: 1 WHM and 1 DPS

[carraway]

What are the haps, my friends?

Order of the Blue Garter, comprised of a few OG BG members from FFXI and WoW plus many beautiful people from FFXIV's Rabanastre server, has now opened limited recruiting.

Since launch, we've been committed to tackling new content with as much moxie as possible. Our core consists of hardcore, talented players who believe in Yoshida, and we're sticking with our guy through 2.0 and beyond. However, time passes, and sometimes, friends come and go, so we're now looking for 1 main WHM player and 1 extremely well-rounded DPS player to round out our progression groups with at least 20 hours' availability per week.

For a WHM, we're looking for someone who:
- Has extensive healing experience in FFXIV; preferably in other MMORPGs as well
- Wants to heal so hard to the point where we can compare him/her to Daigo "The Beast" Umehara
- Sees red HP bars only in his/her nightmares
- Knows how to cast Regen

For a DPS player, we're looking for someone who:
- Wants to min/max every single DPS job, including BLM, MNK, WAR, DRG, BRD, WHM, and PLD
- Has a competitive mindset without the parser-based dickwaving associated with BIG NUMBERS 10000000000000000 syndrome
- Without using savestates, can beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! without losing AND/OR Contra with 3 lives AND/OR Ninja Gaiden I/II/III (all of the above are for the Nintendo Entertainment System).

If you think you can meet our standards for either of the above positions, register at guildwork.com and apply here: http://bluegarter.guildwork.com/recruitment.

1Luv,
Carraway

[Ruri]

Without using savestates, can beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! without losing AND/OR Contra with 3 lives AND/OR Ninja Gaiden I/II/III (all of the above are for the Nintendo Entertainment System).

Not sure if serious but LOLed

[fusional]

Not sure if serious but

[Zahak]

This is epic! lol

[carraway]

Kinda (maybe) (totally?) serious.

[Ruri]

Just think its funny if thats a requirement for a mmo LS, but I have beaten all of those as a kid :P

[Fiosha_Maureiba]

I have to salute the person who beats Mike Tyson without save states AND Contra without NES Advantage slowmo (autopause) AND Ninja Gaiden 1 without throwing the cartridge across the room after defeating the dad, dying on Jacquio twice, and being sent to where you fight Bloody Moth.

/gcsalutes

[carraway]

I have to salute the person who beats Mike Tyson without save states AND Contra without NES Advantage slowmo (autopause) AND Ninja Gaiden 1 without throwing the cartridge across the room after defeating the dad, dying on Jacquio twice, and being sent to where you fight Bloody Moth.

/gcsalutes

I'm sensing some...underlying bitterness here. I sympathize, though, because I'm pretty sure those GODDAMN BIRDS in Ninja Gaiden ruined my childhood.

Other applicable games: Gradius, Lifeforce, Ikari Warriors, Prince of Persia.

[Fiosha_Maureiba]

I'm sensing some...underlying bitterness here. I sympathize, though, because I'm pretty sure those GODDAMN BIRDS in Ninja Gaiden ruined my childhood.

Other applicable games: Gradius, Lifeforce, Ikari Warriors, Prince of Persia.

Those dam birds! NG2 wasn't so bad though. Oh and Section Z! no... Must not think of the pain.

[TakKuroda]

Just waiting for my account to get approved by admin. I'll be applying for the WHM. I'll post my app in the appropriate thread.